Rachel: my sister; Joshua: Her 9 year old; Evan: Her 7 year old; Moses: that 10 commandments guy.
Rachel: Joshua told me that he knew what gay meant.
Deborah: Really?
R: ‘Yes,’ I said, ‘it means happy.’
Joshua: Yeah, and I know what else it means, and it’s bad.
R: No, it’s not bad.
J: Ok, no it’s not bad. It’s when a boy kisses another boy, or a girl kisses another girl.
R: Ok...
J: There are a lot of gay girls in my class.
R: Um, you’re not gay if you just kiss your friends. You’re gay if a boy loves another boy or a girl loves another girl like Dad and I love each other.
J: Deborah and Gabriella are gay.
R: Right.
Deborah: That was easy enough.
R: Oh, and I just realized that your cell phone died over the weekend, so you must not have received the text message I sent you.
D: No. What did you say?
R: That Moses is a penis.
D: What?!?
R: Yeah, Evan went to Hebrew School and they had to do an art project. They made Moses out of a cardboard paper towel roll and half a plastic Easter egg.
D: An Easter egg?
R: Ok, I don’t know exactly what it was, but it was an egg like thing. I’ll send you a picture.
Agreed. Moses is a dickhead.
5 comments:
That is an awe-inspiring Moses Dickhead. Evan's not my nephew and, yet, I am so proud. Such is Moses' power.
Easter egg ecunemically deployed.
That's a HILARIOUS picture!
And I love the transcribed conversations.
Perfect!
That is absolutely hilarious!! I almost hurt myself from laughing so hard!!!!
Who knew?! That is hysterical! Maybe there needs to be a new blog, like Cakewrecks, except just to deal with children's phallic (or otherwise strange) school art!
We dealt with a strange Moses at the other end of his lifetime - it was a tiny weird plastic baby that lived in a tiny basket in a bowl full of grass (thanks, Beth El!). However, we did plant the grass and now the bulrushes are quite nice in our backyard... ;)
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