Raffle winners

It has only been a week since I was fired from WTF.com after an unsuccessful attempt to gas me to death. Funny enough, I don’t miss it.

Now I can focus on finding a normal job and doing mom stuff. The first thing on my mom stuff list is awarding the much deserved raffle prizes to my devoted readers and voters. Thanks goes out to Levi for donating his President's Day bank that he made in preschool for the raffle drawing. We agreed that it was the perfect receptacle for our honest and fair drawing.
According to Kelly at The Lesbian Lifestyle, I will receive the DVDs, soundtrack and T-shirt from Enlightenment Productions at the end of the month/beginning of next at which time I will be able to send them on to the winners. Please send your address details to deborah (at) peachesandcoconuts (dot) com.

Congratulations to:

RHEA – The World Unseen DVD
TAMARA – I Can’t Think Straight DVD
CHRISSY – I Can’t Think Straight Soundtrack
ALIX – I Can’t Think Straight T-shirt

PENCIL – Peaches & Coconuts T-shirt or thong
SUNSOAKERB – Peaches & Coconuts T-shirt or thong

Next on the agenda: The Diversity Fair at Asher’s elementary school. Tomorrow is the big day, and I need to hustle and make sure that I have everything I need for the Gay Table. Rejoining the stay-at-home world affords me some time to do last minute hunting and gathering for cheap, family-friendly gay things. Thankfully, I’ve got rainbows on my side because I’m not sure that handing out labryses would be either appropriate or safe.

I did my best to help Yid Table Mom with ideas. She wasn’t sure she had an Israeli Flag anywhere, so I suggested she hang a banner that says, “WE KILLED JESUS”. That should attract some attention. She was stressed about the food.

Yid Table Mom: Gabriella’s serving pizza at the Italian Table? That’s perfect! What am I supposed to do? Jewish food?

Deborah: What do you mean, YTM? Order Chinese food!

YTM: I think I’m going to pick up some rugelach instead.
D: Well, as one surgeon said to the other, ‘Suture-self”. Maybe for your activity, you could teach everyone how to make a good pun...or how to perform a circumcision. You can borrow the labrys I was going to bring.

YTM: What are you going to do for your activity?

D: We’re going to rally for gay marriage. I’m going to have all the children carry banners and march around the cafetorium chanting, “Gay, straight, black, white, marriage is a civil right!” Either that or “Justicia ahora!” Then we’ll all convene back at the table and sign letters to our elected officials.

YTM: Really?

D: Um, no.